Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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