And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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