i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
