Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I love you.
Bad choice
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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