maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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