guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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