I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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