margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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