Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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