it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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