just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
