Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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