how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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