i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
