I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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