So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Randomize
