There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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