I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I wear drunk well.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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