you win again, gameday.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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