You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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