I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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