He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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