I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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