ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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