I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
