? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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