did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
May the power of my ass compel you!!
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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