I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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