all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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