He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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