found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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