the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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