the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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