My friends, they love my intelligence
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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