The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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