No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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