Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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