i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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