why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
she peed on how many people?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Randomize