pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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