She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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