Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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