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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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