it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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