I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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