trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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