New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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