I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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