if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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