I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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