guys are only as good as the porn they watch
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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