i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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