Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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