She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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