do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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